The Island Independents


the island independents are a political party on the isle of wight, which is a small island off the south coast of england famous for inbreeding and queen victoria having had a holiday home there.

they are the ruling group of independent councillors, which in itself is a contradiction in terms and that’s where the trouble starts.

known locally as ‘the island crows’, ‘the crows’, ‘they crows’ or just ‘crows’
island resident’s cousins: oi see they crows has been buckin agin, one near lost a weave oi urd.

island resident: nowt new for the island independents

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