the jacob


a wonderful morning c-cktail consisting of orange juice, grapefruit juice, and gin. roughly 1:1 oj and gj plus gin, tailor amount of gin to level of indvidual drinker.
would you like anything to drink with breakfast? yes, could i have the jacob please.
bringer of definitions.
the jacob has come, and he brings gifts!

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