the janitor
when a girl is giving u a bl-w j-b and just as u are about to -j-c-l-t- you pull your d-ck out and j-zz all over the ground. then u mollywhop her until she is unconscious and mop it up with her hair. then you throw her down a flight of stairs.
jim: wow, jake. you really gave her the janitor.
jake: yea, well i wasn’t gonna gonna mop it up.
the creepiest person on the planet. has an expressionless face most of the time, you might see him in your cafeteria. he is always hiding something, and once you find out what it is…..you will wish you never knew……..
i stalked the janitor at his office…it turns out that behind closed doors, he is a satanist!!! i couldn’t believe my eyes 😮
usually pertaining to video games most seen in shooter games.someone who gets in the action during the middle when people are already dying.the janitor or designated player finishes or kills off all the dying players
your a cheater billy always being the janitor!
when you sh-t on a b-tch then you p-ss on her chest to clean it off like a f-ckin janitor in the cafeteria cleaning up some little kids puke
i had this dirty b-tch that was so nasty that she told me to sh-t on her then clean it off with my p-ss, like i’m the janitor from school, f-ckin c-nty wh-r-
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