The Jasmine Hello


a greeting given by saying h-llo very loudly and dragging out the “o”. followed by someone’s full, proper name. also must contain a giant wave.
“i saw lisa across the hallway and i gave her the jasmine h-llo.”
“h-lllllllllloooooo, lisa.”

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