The Jaunzemis Effect
1. when you use any living or non-living thing’s success or progress to benefit yourself.
2. when you trick and or confuse someone into giving you money.
3. when your ego is through the roof and you won’t let a single soul tell you otherwise.
based off of the youtube celebrity and role model to all things breathing, “ryan jaunzemis”
person 1: hey man, you aren’t going to believe what ryan told me he needed money for!
person 2: wait, he borrowed money from me too. what did he say it was for?
person 1: he said it was for the therapy he had to go when he made magnificent bagels.
person 2: he told me the same thing! i was confused so i just gave it to him. i wonder what he’s spending it on.
person 2: i don’t know but i know we’ve been hit by the jaunzemis effect!
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