The Jess Treatment


when your woman angers you in such a manner that the only repercussion for her is to hit her with a sack of oranges. the reason why a sack is used is to prevent noticible bruises and marks to be seen.
“today my old lady told me to take out the trash while i was playing wow so i decided to give her the jess treatment with florida’s best.

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