the jesus cross


it begins when one is laying on their back with arms extended to the left and right, mouth open and eyes closed immitating a crucifix. it is then the role of another male to mount the human cross and f-ck the open mouth rapidly.
kenny gave brandon the jesus cross for his birthday.
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brandon gave me the best jesus cross i’ve ever had.

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