the jesus game


a game in which your opponent picks a random word and you must use a chain of words to connect it to jesus. whoever fails to make a chain to jesus loses (and will probably go to h-ll, just saying)
the jesus game

opponent: pandas
you: pandas… bamboo… wood… cross… jesus!!

you: roses
opponent: roses… thorns… piercing… nails… jesus!!

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