The JFK


a moron that try’s to act like a another moron. kids that have to act rich and big on internet forums to get attention and please there big ego’s.

100% fake, but 100% gays.
jfk and black gerbil are batty boys that toss each other off. the sole reason why people are angry in the misc section of hukd’s. example… black gerbil humps and the jfk (kfc) enjoys the ride.
2 more definitions
when a girl is giving you a bl-w j-b and bust a nut so large that it almost blows the back of her head off.
dude, this chick was giving me head and i gave her the jfk!
a bl-wj-b from a dallas cowboys cheerleader so good, you head explodes leaving brain matter all over dealey plaza
my head went back…and to the left. back…and to the left.

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