The Johnston


someone who achieves at least one or more of these set criteria:

– has more money than you
– is better at video games than you
– achieves a t in almost every test
– gets all the “b-tches”
– believes garen is broken
oh man, the other day my friend sat the maths test, failed everything, he was totally the johnston!

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