The Joystick
when you’re f-cking a girl doggy style, you take off one of her stiletto high heels, jam the stiletto in her -ss, and grip the shoe like a joy stick, making wwii fighter sounds as you finish inside her.
you should have heard her yelp when i gave her the joystick.
when a man uses his thumb to keep his p-n-s erect; using techniques learned from such video game consoles such as n64.
when you are “joystick’in it”, you take your thumb and rub it on the head of the p-n-s, as if you were playing an intense game of mario kart 64.
moe: jesus girl hurry up and get undressed, i’m losing it!
sl-tfacewh-r-bag: just do the joystick for a while! my bra is stuck!
moe: nvm, i’ll just call your sister
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