The Juan Z
the juan z is the action of combing/pushing your hair with your hands in order to avoid an awkward moment with someone, most often times a woman
paul: yo did you see juan ? instead of smacking that stripper’s -ss dry humping him he just pushed his hair back with his hands.
murray: i did bro, paul did that to avoid being a douche and getting tossed out of the club man.
paul: yea it was steroid bro i and to do the juan z to avoid getting tossed out.
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