The Jurick
the act of fornication, in the missionary position, upon a hay bale. to perform this maneuver properly make sure that the scr-t-m impacts the side of the bale on the inward thrust -caution- this s-xual act can cause brush burn to the scr-t-m. if done improperly the recipient will need to have his testes rubbed with lotion by the local fire department.
“oh man my b-lls are really itchy today. i shouldn’t have pulled a the jurick on sally rottencrotch.”
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