The K-Rule
the rule for which any women whose name starts with a k is tantalizingly attractive and/or desirable by the unwritten laws of the universe, unbeknownst to man kind.
hey lix, kendra definatlely fits the k-rule!
little nipple says i pitty the fool who don’t fit the k-rule!
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