the king of town

a guy who can jump no more than an inch off the ground (thank super kingio bros.) and likes b-tter. he looks like a lumpy marshmallow and tried to lose weight using strong bad’s exercise tapes.
dodododododo dodododododo dodododododo dodododododo… king of town!… hooray!!!
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a fat old fuddy-duddy who has self pr-nounced himself as the “king of town” and who most people have a temptation to eat due to his marshmallow-like quality.(i really wanna squish ‘im!!!)
“ooohh! a shtick of b-tter!” -shlom shlom- “trick-or-treat…again..please”
an old man who lives in free country, usa. he won a fake crown by buying one at the costume shop for equal or lesser value and getting one free. he does little more than eat. he owns the flamingo.
this is…the kot…in th place to be…
a character on homestarrunner.com. he likes to eat a lot. sometimes he eats his own sheep, which isnt very nice.
dooohooooohooooohooooohoooo! i’m the k.o.t!
a fat, elderly santa clause wanna-be who has no friends because n-body likes him.
“hoo diddy hoo diddy hoo!” said the knig of town, “i want to eat some b-tter and lard and anything else that will make me even more fat! hoo diddy hoo diddy hoo!”
the self-proclaimed king of freetown usa. the only charater on homestar runner. com that no one likes
the king’s answering machine: “no one likes you.”
a character at www.homestarrunner.com who seems to have power over the p–p smith. the king of town rules homestarville with an iron fist and makes sure everyone knows that he is number 1.