The King vs. Eli Show
a place where the craziest, coolest, most f-cked up motherf-ckers come to hash out real life sh-t! king is a motherf-cking unicorn and eli likes the d! it’s the best place to be! we’re all pretty bomb-ss!
i used to talk to people through text, now the king vs. eli show is where i go; those motherf-ckers are crazy!
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