The King’s Deuce
the perfect away-from-home sh-t.
when i walked into the bathroom at the office, the motion lights clicked on. i knew i was alone, and when i saw the seats up, i knew i was the first person to use the stalls since they had been cleaned the previous night. beaming with antic-p-tion, i put the seat down and settled into my throne for the king’s deuce.
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