The Kirsty Alley
after sodomizing a scientologist, wiping one’s santorum-smeared c-ck in their hair and telling them that l.ron hubbard was a schizophrenic con artist and that you’re on prozac and feel just fine.
“you remember that girl who tried to give me the personality test at the mall the other day? i gave her the kirsty alley last night.”
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