this is sort of hard to explain. there has to be a couch and a table/chair about the same height. the dude lays face down, his torso on the couch, his legs on the table/chair. this means his junk is hanging down. the chick then goes like a cat, and “claws” at the guys d-ck until he -j-c-l-t-s, which is when the girl drinks the sperm like a kitty drinking milk. yummy.
my girl and i were pretty freaking bored last night, so i made her do the kitty style.
beware, this guy will lie through his teeth about anything and everything, he should be avoided. hangs around yahoo chat and such.
the kitty: hi
person1: argh! i’ve heard about you, you’re that r-t-rd with no life aren’t you?!
the kitty: yes. yes i am
person1: *runs away, lives happily ever after*
he has the kitty.
a guy that has a really fat p-ssy and smokes your friends weed and make them climb a ladder that smells like -ss cencere…idiot so stupid god don’t even know how he was created
the rational fear of being kicked in the shins, or being hit with a bag in the lower abdomen. keelum and kortion has stephanophobia.
extremely selfish i have seen this person and he is a selshark
this is not a coincidence because nothing is ever a coincidence. this is how kabbalists see the world (according to the web serial unsong). five members of the original cabal ministry had last names whose first letters spelled out c-a-b-a-l. tinacbnieac.
i way to say “shut the f*** up” with out having to use profanity. herman: *says something really annoying* sarmini: herman flabatado…