The Klimek
the act of driving an excessive amount of time to meet someone (preferably through the internet) to only find out their original description is not physically accurate and still engaging in intercourse.
steven: i can’t believe frank drove 5 hours to meet that chick and she ended up being 300lb.
nick: d-mn, what did he do?
steven: i f-cked her and came back.
nick: ahh, pulled the klimek. . .
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