the km
the km is an unbelievably gorgeous woman. the km is extraordinarily rare and would be considered an 11 on the 10 scale……the km’s aura is so powerful it tends to turn most men full r-t-rd.
lewis was out drinking one night and the km walked up beside him at the bar. he tried to say h-llo, but sh-t his pants and p-ssed out instead.
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