The Koala
when a stripper who is matted and unshaven wraps her cooter around a dance pole, making her hootch look like a koala on a tree.
jon: last night i saw some unshaven crack head b-tch dancing at the strip joint.
greg: awsome!
jon: not really. she did the koala on the pole and scared the sh-t out of everyone in the place.
greg: i gotta see that! i hope it doesn’t bite me.
when one partner is a lot taller then the other and they proceed to have s-x standing up. the smaller person wrapping around the taller one like a koala holds on to a tree and thrusting up and down on the taller partner.
s-x imp standingups-x s-xact s-xposition thekoala partner thrusting
last night after they left the bar he took the imp home and he performed the koala on him.
s-x imp standingups-x s-xact s-xposition thekoala partner thrusting
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