when you throw a frag grenade in h1z1 whilst jumping to launch the grenade farther by emulating kobe bryant’s slam dunk and you end up killing someone.
holy sh-t eryctriceps just killed stormen with the kober from 30 yards
anorexic meth head with rotten teeth . s-xual deviant. rides bike everywhere to look for drugs. dang! did you see amber with that meth head? ya. hes a mattsims. they deserve eachother.
when someone does you a favour but you have no intention of paying the favour back. so you’re essentially using them as a slave. dude, can you do us a favour? yeah, what are you going to do for me? nothing come on, im doing you no slavours
- left twix
better than right twix. left twix is the f-cking bomb.
the perfect kind of guy that loves to be loved and cuddled. he takes care of his loved ones and cares for his family. loves his friends and is sorta nerdy and loves video games. woah look at jonander he is so perfect with that girl.
- twin peaking
when you speak/write in bizarre/ominous sentences. person 1: the owls are not what they seem person 2: hey can you stop twin peaking? i’m trying to concentrate person 1: without chemicals, he points person 2: -_-