the Koos Poep
a large male h-m-sapien
ectomorphic body structure ( long and skinny limbs )
concave pectoral muscles
triangular shaped face
pink panther like
very unstable especially when under the influence
occasionally found with flat wet sh-t instead of hair
it is never seen sober but rather transforms into its alter ego jacobus speedstick els
hobbies: lineouts , wearing ridiculous hats, extra maths , wearing : jeans , plakkies , no shirt and hat
is well-known for his bordering on r-t-rded , senseless facebook statii.
it once experimented with some hydrogen peroxide and his very own hair.(eksperimentele foutjie)
it has been quoted saying : “i am the koos poep”
only one male specimen (the koos poep) has been found thus far however a female specimen with an apparent common ancestor has been spotted once at kirsty bouch’s house.
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