The Kroeger


when a man has no friends, no money, and no sense, he doubles over to f-ll-t- himself.

most partakers are from alberta.
-once after a nickelback concert, featuring the dulcit tones of one chad kroeger, i fell down my stairs naked and my junk got stuffed into my northern trunk. it was then that i realized i had just done the kroeger. what else could i do, “it was soft and required a lot of pulling.”.

-see playoby, april 2008.
hot, s-xy man. i would definetly do him!
the kroeger….nuff said!

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