the last one


the “last one” is the last of a group of friends to engage in s-xual relations with a member of the opposite gender. this person is consistantly teased and har-ssed regarding this shortcoming, with remarks like, but not limited to: “haha, (insert name here), you havent had s-x yet!”. anger and frustration is usually carried out on other people and objects, such as televisions and video game controllers. the frustration reaches its peak when the “last one” is reminded that the quiet asain kid that lives above him is dropping the hammer and he is not. the lack of intercourse and cross-gender relations has led the “last one” to become quite adept at playing halo 2, however, those s-xually-experienced friends of his are beginning to challenge his reign.
the “last one”: “haha, you suck, i just rocket-sniped your -ss!”

s-xually-experienced friend: “dude, shut up, youre the last one…”
very rare. likely the person you’d want to hang around with, due to the fact that the age range who uses this term wouldn’t be old enough to seriously go through enough to leave some unfortunate guy with a label saying how he might not want a ton of trauma in his life just yet, or better yet, has some odd thing called common sense… or the ultimate hiss/boo factor of this age range, morals!
omfgwtfomgwtfbbq! we’re all gonna die here! no! morals! aaah!

-phrase often said when ‘the last one’ tells exactly why he’s managed to stay clean while everyone else is happily abusing themselves till they get erectile dysfunction at 17-
the “last one” is typically the last of a group of friends to have s-xual intercourse. the “last one” typically gets teased and har-ssed about this, especially when the quiet asian that lives above him is dropping the hammer and he is not. the “last one” will usually take his frustration out on other people and objects, such as xbox controllers. the “last one’s” only game occurs when playing halo 2. however, his reign of triumph will soon end as his s-xually-experienced friends get better.
the “last one”: dude, you suck, i just rocketed your -ss (in halo 2)

player 2: dude, your the “last one”…

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