The Last Time I did that, I Ended Up Kissing a Guy
the most interesting thing to say when someone asks for you to do something.
melinda: so craig, can you try to get people to sign this pet-tion?
craig: you know, i would love to help out, but the last time i did that, i ended up kissing a guy.
or…
cynthia: vincent, i dare you to kiss me.
vincent: but the last time i did that, i ended up kissing a guy.
cynthia: ………
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