The Last Unicorn
when a male can’t satisfy a female s-xually, the female then punches the male in the forehead out of frustration, knocking him out. she then, rides the b-mp on his forehead until completion.
tom couldn’t get stacy off the other night. so she knocked his -ss out and rode the last unicorn.
a man, or woman secures a d-ld- to his/her forehead. this d-ld- is then forced into the woman’s v-g-n-, until -rg-sm.
it is customary for the “unicorn” to nay like a unicorn and kick with the back legs.
“i performed the last unicorn on jill last night, and i wasn’t the only one naying.”
the woman lies on her back on the bed with her head hanging over the edge, performing felatio on her partner who is standing above her. at the moment of climax, he -j-c-l-t-s into her hair, creating a silver mane and then places his still erect p-n-s on her forehead. for added effect, tom cruise and mia sara cardboard cut-outs can be set up nearby. (a variation: instead of placing the erection on her forehead, slide slightly farther forward and fart in her mouth. this is called the pepe le pew)
“an -rg-sm this legendary deserved the last unicorn… he placed his throbbing p-n-s proudly upon her n-ble forehead, capturing the mythic beauty reflected in her ‘my little pony’ posters.”
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