the law of biology
a made-up explanation by an accountant as to why one cannot finishing consuming 5 beers without peeing
i really wanted to finish my bucket of beers at the theater but it was either my lack of t-st-cl-s or the law of biology that made me have to use the bathroom prior to finishing them… i left the movie theater in shame.
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