The light is on but nobody is home
a common phrase used to refer to someone who’s perception is very, very slow. an imbacil for example. someone who just can’t understand.
a: excuse me, what time is it?
b: time for you to go home and play with soap!
a: but my mom will be angry if i waste soap?!
b: the light is on but n-body is home
c: kalevet!!!
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