the lisa
when a really hot girl walks past and you don’t know who she is say ‘hey lisa’ and keep doing this until she comes to you and sais hey my name isn’t actually lisa then you say ‘oh i thaught you were that girl that was angry because i didn’t call her ‘ this will cause the girl to think you hooked up with a girl that was hot as her and she will subconciously want you its in the bag ! yeah buddy
yeah the lisa (by jarryd)
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