the london fog
when having s-x, right before the male is about to -j-c-l-t-, he pulls out and fires one in the girls/guys eye thereby blinding them. then as he begins to turn around in a complete circle, he farts in her face as his back is facing her causing quite the unpleasent smell, and when he comes around to complete the circle, slaps his partner in the face with his c-ck until his partner is disoriented. thus giving the full effect of being in london on a foggy day: you can’t see anything, it wreaks lik cr-p and you’re all dissoriented.
man you should have seen her stumbling around after i gave her the london fog
when having s-x, right before the male is about to -j-c-l-t-, he pulls out and fires one in the girls/guys eye thereby blinding them. then as he begins to turn around in a complete circle, he farts in her face as his back is facing her causing quite the unpleasent smell, and when he comes around to complete the circle, slaps his partner in the face with his c-ck until his partner is disoriented. thus giving the full effect of being in london on a foggy day: you can’t see anything, it wreaks lik cr-p and you’re all dissoriented.
man, you should have seen her stumbling around after i gave her the london fog
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