The Longman Swallow
1) what the missionary position is called in c-ckermouth, england.
2) when you put your d-ck in her mouth and finger her at the same time.
i went to c-ckermouth and laid this british freak on her back and gave her the longman swallow!
she loves the longman swallow.
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