The Lord’s Day
1)first you’re hanging out with a real man’s man. you know, you’re talking about football and plumbing; when he sucks your d-ck, he’s gagging a lot but still getting the job done. then you take a dump on his chest.
2) what you do with yourself if you’re a redheaded spaniard and you’re not in a round of pure team deathmatch at 230am on a sunday morning
i had tears running down my check and i couldn’t breathe because of the lord’s day
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