the lurch
stomach flu, aka norovirus, norwalk virus, “cruise ship” virus: higly contagious gastrointestinal virus characterized by violent vomiting and/or explosive diarrhea.
i got the lurch last night and spent 3 hours on the toilet keeled over a trash can.
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