The Machine Gun
when a guy is getting a bl-w j-b from a random women, pulls out, and blows his load all over her face while holding his d-ck and screaming ratt-a-tatt-tatt!
also known as the rambo and the frustrated elmo
i don’t think that girl will ever talk to me again after i machine gunned her.
that girl got really p-ssed when i showed her the machine gun
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