The Man Formula
the universally accepted method of objectively rating a woman’s attractiveness. it was first realized in the summer of 2010 and has now become almost a household term.
the equation has three variables: u, l, and f, representing upper body, lower body, and face respectively. each variable is given a value from 0 to 10 judging on the attractive features of the woman in question.
the equation for determining a woman’s rating of visual attractiveness (or rva) is
rva = ulsin(9f)
this formula works for any woman (try it!)
d-mn dude, you see that girl? what do you think?
h-ll naw, you see that face? that’s a 0 on the man formula for sure. don’t mess with that.
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