THE MATT DAMON
the act of fearlessly initiating a kiss with a woman by grabbing the back of the head with your four fingers and placing the thumb on her cheek.
example: everytime matt damon kisses a girl in any movie.
example: bro i was totally scared to hook up with this girl then i pulled the matt damon her and she couldn’t resist
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