the michigan chicken salad
ingredients:
– this requires at least 3 people, two of them males.
– 1 lb chicken breast
– salt, pepper,garlic, lemon, and olive oil
– 1 onion
– 1 small bag of croutons (8 oz)
– 1/4 lb traverse city cherries
– lube optional
take one chicken breast, season with salt, pepper, and garlic. cut up chicken breast into one inch squares. heat up a pan with a squirt of olive oil and some onions for about 5 minutes. cook chicken for approximately 15 – 20 minutes.
one person positions themselves using a wall, or support structure of some kind, upside down with their -n-s in the air and fully exposed. place fully cooked chicken pieces into the exposed -n-s. add some traverse city cherries, a squirt of lemon, and some croutons.
at least 2 other males then take turns masturbating into the -n-s of the upside down person. let rest for 10 minutes.
remove the contents from the -n-s and place in salad bowl, add salt and pepper to taste.
serves 10.
they served the michigan chicken salad at the barbecue today. everyone loved it, although it was a bit too salty.
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