the microwave burrito effect


that feeling you have when bicycling in cold weather. sweaty on the outside, yet somehow still cold on the inside.
the microwave burrito effect occurs when you ride up a big hill on a cold day and you want to take off your jacket because it’s sweaty and sticking to you but you are still cold enough to keep it on.

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