the Mirror
communist rag read by labourite sheep/trades unionists.
typical editorial stance:
1. blame tory cuts!!!
2. ukip are racist!!!
3. those tories again!!!
4. isn’t andy burnham fantastic!!!
5. all hail the unions!!!
6. cuts cuts cuts cuts!!!
7. bedroom tax!!!
“honey, we’re out of loo roll.”
“sorry dear, the mirror only publishes daily.”
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