The Moon

something widely believed in but nonexistant. moonist propaganda is commonly spread by agents of the lunar conspiracy telling the m-sses that a large natural satellite is in orbit of the earth. this ridiculous suggestion, however, is taken as fact by million upon millions of americans and their international counterparts everyday.

in reality, the moon is only a hologram.

of course the technology of the moon hoax has changed with the times. in the 1800’s, the moon was actually a hot air balloon of sorts. during the renaissance it was a large oil painting hung on a very tall pole clevery disguised to blend into the skyline. the earlier you go, the cruder the methods become… with some of the very earliest ‘moons’ being as poor as a medium sized rock, roughly spherical in shape, tied by a rope of sorts to a high branch in a tree, but people were even earier to fool in those days and didn’t ask too many questions. now, however, the technology is much more sophisticated and a great deal of complex ‘explanations’ as to the ‘reasons’ for all of the inaccuracies of ‘lunar existance theory’ are expounded by members of the aforemention conspiracy group.
“honey, doesn’t the moon look romantic tonight?”
“i don’t know about you baby, but all i see is a hologram!”
the only thing that can kill mockingbirds.
the only way to kill a mockingbird, is to hit it with the moon!
when you smoke a lot and your really high, you land on the moon.
d-mn n-gg- i’m so high i’m on the moon.
the somewhat small lunar body that will crash onto termina, unless it is stopped in three days by link, the hero of time. it is being brought down by skull kid, using the power of majora’s mask. also has a really constipated face.
i really hope the moon doesn’t fall and kill us all in three days.
a pseudo gang started in richlands nc. consists of 10+ members. rivals of the suns.
‘isn’t that -name omitted-?”
“yeah, hes in the moons.”
a girl who is attractive, and loved by someone that she will never go out with. she’s so far out his reach, that she’s basically the moon.
guy 1: i heard mike is in love with karin
guy 2: that won’t work out, she won’t ever go out with him
guy 1: yeah, he’s trying to grab the moon.
the moon is conceptual music … there is no useful definition to describe where it comes from.
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there’s a man in the moon … he has something to say