the most amazing boyfriend
this ones easy, his name is cory. tall and strong and handsome! this is the sweetest guy you will ever know! im so incredibly lucky to call him mine! he’s absolutely perfect inside and out! and did i mention he has the s-xiest b-tt the worlds ever seen? 😉 xxxx<3 the way he can brighten your day with just a smile and how hes always reminding you that you're beautiful(: the insanely sweet messages he'll send you to remind you that he loves you, and all the sat-rday's you spend together that mean the absolute world to you! he truly is the most amazing boyfriend<3
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