The Most Interesting Man in the World

the most interesting man in the world is an advertising campaign for the dos equis brand of beer.
the advertis-m-nts feature a bearded, debonair gentleman roughly in his 70s, portrayed by actor jonathan goldsmith.
they also feature a montage (mostly in black and white) of daring exploits involving “the most interesting man” when he was younger.

here are some interesting facts about the mot interesting man in the world:

he lives vicariously through himself.
he once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels.
his beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s entire body.
when it is raining, it is because he is thinking of something sad.
his shirts never wrinkle.
he is left-handed and right-handed.
if he were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there.
the police often question him just because they find him interesting.
his blood smells like cologne.
on every continent in the world, there is a sandwich named after him.
cuba imports cigars from him.
his business card simply says “i’ll call you.”
he has won the lifetime achievement award, twice.
if he were to punch you in the face, you would have to fight off the urge to thank him.
he bowls overhand.
he tips an astonishing 100%.
once while sailing around the world, he discovered a short cut.
his p-ssport requires no photograph.
he can identify ufos
his words carry weight that would break a less interesting mans jaw
the most interesting man in the world requires no example.
3 more definitions
a total bad-ss that every man wants to be when they get older. his commercials show just how p-ss-fied society has become in the past 50 years.
“i dont always drink beer, but when i do i prefer dos equis.”

“stay thirsty my friends.”

quoted from the most interesting man in the world
the new chuck norris.
he has am-ssed an incredibly large dvd library, and it is said that he never once alphabetized it.
if he were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there.
when it is raining, it is because he is thinking about something sad.
the pheremones he secretes have been known to affect people miles away, in a slight, but measurable way.
he once punched a magician… that’s right, you heard me.
his blood smells like cologne.
his hands feel like rich, brown suede.
he is the most interesting man in the world.
the most interesting man in the world isn’t defined… yet
1. the most interesting man in the world once punched a magician… yes, you heard me

2. the most interesting man in the world once travelled to and explored the virgin islands, when he left they were just “the islands.”

3. the most interesting man in the world has found waldo several times, but has released him because he enjoys the hunt.

4. the most interesting man in the world’s definition could not be complete, because no-one wanted it to end…