The Move

“there is a move men make that involves simultaneously approaching the toilet, beginning the body turn to position ones -ss toward said toilet, hooking ones fingers into ones waistline, and pulling down the pants while beginning the squat at the same time. it … results in the flawless expulsion of sh-t at the exact same second that ones -ss is properly placed on the toilet seat.”

– unknown author
i wasn’t sure if i was going to make it to the toilet in time, but despite my doubts, i managed to perfectly complete “the move” just in time.
s-x move used by jerry in the show “seinfeld”. what goes into “the move” is never revealed, and all that is known of it is that it ends with a swirl, although it can also be closed with a pinch. it was stolen by david putty after jerry told him about it at his garage.
george needed to write notes on his hand to remember the complexity of “the move” during s-x.
1. used as an exclamation of a particularly pleasing situation.

2. used to inquire about future intentions.
1. awe, man! that’s the move!

2. so… what’s the move for tonight?
a way of asking what the next objective is.

1. what are we going to do?

2. what’s next?

3 . what’s the plan?
so what’s the move for tonight?
a maneuver put on by a certain girl. first, the girl gets a male gentleman drunk as h-ll. second, the girl invites herself into his room. third, the girl gets into his bed and refuses to leave no matter what. fourth, the girl proceeds to touch the drunk man’s junk…shazaam!
1). solja: get the f-ck out my bed hoe
chick: i am too tired…i was s-xiled
solja: man whatever -gets into bed-
-pause-
-chick touches solja’s junk-

2).
dude: man last night this chick wouldnt get outa my bed…she f-cking touched my junk
dude 2: dude she used the move on you
dude: aww man son, i joined the f-cking club

a maneuver put on by a certain girl. first, the girl gets a male gentleman drunk as h-ll. second, the girl invites herself into his room. third, the girl gets into his bed and refuses to leave no matter what. fourth, the girl proceeds to touch the drunk man’s junk…shazaam!
1). solja: get the f-ck out my bed hoe
chick: i am too tired…i was s-xiled
solja: man whatever -gets into bed-
-pause-
-chick touches solja’s junk-

2).
dude: man last night this chick wouldnt get outa my bed…she f-cking touched my junk
dude 2: dude she used the move on you
dude: aww man son, i joined the f-ing club

british rock group founded in 1965 by roy wood, bev bevan, carl wayne, trevor burton and ace kefford one of the british invasion bands that were very sucessful in uk but failed to crack the american charts.
in 1970 jeff lynne joined the lineup and almost immediately began transforming them in to the electric light orchestra.
the move were the first band to played on the bbc radio 1 ”flowers in the rain”
in ea nhl 1994 for sega genesis, you could score every time by doing a certain move in the game. it sucked for people that didn’t know it, who usually called shenanigans. it can used in reference to someone who cheats or is generally sleezy.
the only way he could beat me with the whale was to use the move. i got him back though, by p-ssing in his mountain dew when he was in the can.