The Muffin Man
a man who makes m-ffins and gives them to all of the people to whom he feels worthy enough. a song was written about him.
blueberry, chocolate chip, and many more.
a creepy tool who preys on unnattractive younger high school girls. he likes to wear just one ear bud at a time, rendering any song in stereo beyond his comprehension. for supper, he likes to eat a salad with zesty french dressing, but not too much, or he’ll have bad dreams about his very small feet falling through sewer grates.
j: hey, let’s go c-ckblock the m-ffin man!
l: block what?
the utmost scaryest person in the whole entire world
only the m-ffin man could rape kids in a way that it feels good…
that guy…
the m-ffin man wins!
a person -cough- brenda -cough-, who tells people that they are the m-ffin man.
do you know the m-ffin man, the m-ffin man, the m-ffin man.do you know the m-ffin man, who lives on trudy lane.
yes, i know the m-ffin man, the m-ffin man, the m-ffin man, yes i know the m-ffin man, who lives on trudy lane.
the s-xiest forumer in all the intarweb. usually accompanied by teh gates.
the m-ffin man for mod!
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