The Murph
verb, pr-noun, -a s-xual move involving the female -ss and v-g-n- in the air. the murph is a single hand move, involving all fingers including the thumb. the thumb is used to stick in the -n-s, the index and middle fingers penetrate the v-g-n-, while the ring and pinky fingers are used to rub the cl-toris. while simultaneously moving all fingers and thumb vigorously; rubbing and penetrating are combined until the female squirts c-m all over herself or the man’s chest. any order of hand motion and speed will suffice as long as she is satisfied in the end,(so to speak).
you should have seen the look of pleasure on her face, when i pulled the murph.
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