The Natalie Portman
the act of a woman performing -n-l intercourse on a man while wearing a strap-on. after intercourse, the man must then perform f-ll-t– on the used strap-on. (strap on preferably large and black in color.)
guy 1: dude it hurts so bad to sit down today.
guy 2: thats what the natalie portman will do to you man…also you need a breath mint.
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