the nevermind game
a game played by a group of people in which the objective is to obtain a person’s attention by either calling their name or using some other phrase such as ‘hey or ‘look at this’ , then immediately say ‘nevermind’ with a facial expression that says “dumb-ss, i just beat you at this pointless game and i am going to rub it in your face by scornfully looking at you for 1-2 seconds and then turn away while chuckling under my breath”. it is important that eye contact is made between the two people who are speaking, otherwise it does not count. after scoring a successful nevermind , the game continues. one may block a nevermind by saying “what is it?” or “what?” and by simultaneously not looking at the speaker. it may be played at any time or place. there is no need to keep score.
you and your friends are hanging out in your apartment, playing video games. you and your friends also started playing the nevermind game.
you- “hey check this thing out!”
friend who is playing video games – (looks at you to see what it is)
you- “nevermind”
friend- “d-mn it!! thats the third time today!”
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