The New Yankee Workshop
the new yankee workshop is when you f-ck a girl with the claw end of a rusty hammer , usually wearing nothing but a checkered short sleeve t-shirt and a pedophile like beard.upon climax , you shove her face in a pile of saw dust.
guy: dude carol came over last night and she was so drunk she p-ssed out in the garage.
dude: oh man what happened ?
guy: oh, i put on an episode of this old house and gave her the new yankee workshop.
dude: yikes ! you’re a sick f-ck.
guy: yeah well you look like ralph macchio.
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